<strong>1.村里面一哥哥，三十多岁了，还没结婚，被认为是老大难，一直是未婚男青年的反面教材，但今年听说他找女朋友了。村里一老者十分不屑：我看看是哪个姑娘眼神不好看上你了。等他拿过手机一看立马傻眼了，那姑娘就是他女儿。<br></br></strong><strong>😂😂😂<strong>😂😂😂<strong>😂😂😂😂</strong></strong></strong> <h3><strong>2.老师问小明：“你爸爸几岁？”小明：“爸爸7岁了。”老师：“难道你爸爸和你一样大吗？”小明：“是啊！我爸爸他是在，我生下来那一天开始当爸爸的。”<br></br></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>🤣🤣🤣<strong><strong data-pm-slice="2 3 ["para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"data-support":"96编辑器","data-style-id":"37996","style":"margin-bottom: unset;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"text-align: center;margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"margin-right: 10px;margin-bottom: unset;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"margin-top: -15px;margin-bottom: -15px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(208, 172, 113);padding: 3px;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(208, 172, 113);padding: 20px 14px;margin-bottom: unset;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"color: rgb(106, 99, 90);letter-spacing: 2px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 1.75em;text-align: justify;margin-bottom: unset;transform: rotateZ(0deg);visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"line-height: 2em;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"node",{"tagName":"strong","attributes":{"style":"background-color: transparent;caret-color: var(--weui-BRAND);color: rgb(123, 12, 0);font-size: 20px;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"}]">😂😂😂<strong>😂😂😂😂</strong></strong></strong></strong></h3></br> <strong>3.一位漂亮妹妹，伤心地大哭不止！朋友上前劝道：“是不是感情受挫了？要想开一点啊！”妹妹哭着说：“自从跟了这男人，日防夜防生怕他找别人！！”</strong>朋友大惊：“什么？她居然背叛你找别的女人了？”谁知妹子哭得更伤心了，说道：“今天我才知道，原来我才是小三！”<strong><br></br></strong><strong>😂😂😂<strong>😂😂😂<strong>😂😂😂😂</strong></strong></strong> <strong>4.半年前，哥有轻微厌食症，嫂子听人说每天少喝点啤酒开胃。所以嫂子经常买啤酒让哥喝，渐渐地有了酒瘾。</strong>昨天，嫂子气急败坏地骂哥哥：“你要是再喝酒，我和你离婚！”哥哥委屈的摸摸自己的啤酒肚。满脸委屈地说：“你把人家肚子搞大了，就不要我了……”<br></br><strong>😂😂😂<strong>😂😂😂<strong>😂😂😂😂</strong></strong></strong> <h3><strong>5.女：我已经有男朋友了。男：我不介意，我还是喜欢你。评论，好痴情的男人。</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>男：我已经有女朋友了。女：我不介意，我还是喜欢你。评论：呸，不要脸的小三。<br></br></strong></h3></br><h3><strong>🤣🤣🤣<strong><strong data-pm-slice="2 3 ["para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"data-support":"96编辑器","data-style-id":"37996","style":"margin-bottom: unset;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"text-align: center;margin-top: 10px;margin-bottom: 10px;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"margin-right: 10px;margin-bottom: unset;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"margin-top: -15px;margin-bottom: -15px;border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(208, 172, 113);padding: 3px;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"border-width: 1px;border-style: solid;border-color: rgb(208, 172, 113);padding: 20px 14px;margin-bottom: unset;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"color: rgb(106, 99, 90);letter-spacing: 2px;font-size: 14px;line-height: 1.75em;text-align: justify;margin-bottom: unset;transform: rotateZ(0deg);visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"para",{"tagName":"section","attributes":{"style":"line-height: 2em;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"},"node",{"tagName":"strong","attributes":{"style":"background-color: transparent;caret-color: var(--weui-BRAND);color: rgb(123, 12, 0);font-size: 20px;visibility: visible;"},"namespaceURI":"http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"}]">😂😂😂<strong>😂😂😂😂</strong></strong></strong></strong></h3></br> <p class="ql-block"><b>6.喜欢隔壁家的一个漂亮妹子，写了封情书，准备晚上给她，终于在路上等到了她，从兜里掏出来往她手里一塞，结果发现是20块钱...卧槽，我心里想，妹子不是你想的那样，妹子看了我一眼说，最低200...</b></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂</b></p>