<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《有一种最失败的爱叫：“养肥了再减”！》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">（有感邻居把孩子喂肥又强制减肥）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">养胖，是家长爱的原始冲动</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">胖是他们的荣誉证书</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">减肥变瘦</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">是养胖后的无奈，演变成的心病</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">行为换了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">勤劳的手没换</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">慈爱的人没换</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">锅和碗筷也没换</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">昨天使劲往里塞</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">今天逼着往外拽</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">同一个洞</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不同的方向</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">都饱含着“爱”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">脂肪是有良心的家伙</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">它记得你当年的热情</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">见证过你</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">把盛得满满当当的腕</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">还是按了又按</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">然后一勺一勺</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">追着往嘴里填</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">脂肪不负希望</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">把这份热情的能量</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">复制，粘贴</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">复制，粘贴</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">存进每一个裂变的细胞</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">当成传家宝</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">想减？没门</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">减了水分</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">细胞数量不变</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">几顿饱饭就又滚滚圆</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你的孩子是个U盘</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">被你插进电脑</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">先格式化</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">再写入</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">再格式化</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">再写入</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">最后读写头坏了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">写入的东西怎么删都删不掉</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">爱是个动词</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">但这个动词两面三刀</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">有的爱，是“递和塞”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">有的爱，是“夺和抠”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">递和塞与夺和抠之间</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">隔着一整个童年</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">早知如此</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">何必当初</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">当初你把他捏成圆</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">如今又嫌他不够方</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">圆是你用心的手工杰作</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">方是你无处买的后悔药</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">本人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">从来没参与过设计</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">说到底</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">养胖是最初的业绩</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">减肥是延长的售后</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">售后服务太难</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">退货又退不了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">这桩生意</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">从一开始</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">就不该下单</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">最后奉劝</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">别把厨房当车间</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">别把孩子当订单</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你下单的是爱</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">出厂的是债</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">这买卖</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">亏的是两代人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">趁锅还没烧干</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">趁人还没走远</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">要么别塞</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">要么别嫌</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">别等今天上称刚少了二两二</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">明天腰围又粗了三寸三</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你赔进去的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">是孩子叫“健康”的本钱</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">还搭进去自己</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">宝贵的“精力、时间”！</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">图片来自网络，如有侵权联系删除。</span></p>