<p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">美容师正给她狗狗美容，电话响:</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">“喂，我是和谐小区……”</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> <span style="font-size:18px;">她挂了。</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">电话又响:</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:18px;">“老娘没空！”</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> 再响，再挂。</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:18px;">狗被美容师剪刀碰出了血，狗叫。</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:18px;">她也叫:</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:18px;">“你干啥呀？”</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"> <span style="font-size:18px;">她心疼地贴着狗脸送了个妈妈的吻。</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:18px;"></span>“<span style="font-size:18px;">清洗肛门，太脏！”</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">电话响不停……</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">她愤怒地打开电话:</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">“有病啊！”</p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1">“喂，你妈住院病危……”</p>