<p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">植物园散步，邂逅一种植物开花，花开像穿花裙子的小姑娘，也像展翅欲飞的鹦鹉白鹭天鹅大雁凤凰…</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">天公造物拟态仿生，真真别出心裁。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">查相关工具，发现这个开花拟态植物有好多个名字：曲尾鼠草花，鹦鹉花，凤仙花属白兔花…</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">科属“曲尾鼠”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">纳闷！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">如此飘逸娴雅漂亮脱俗花儿朵儿干嘛让它们同名同姓曲尾鼠？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“鼠”字獐头鼠目，它绝不可能给人带来愉悦。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">Such as 贼眉鼠眼，抱头鼠串，胆小如鼠，鼠目寸光，鼠窃狗盗，鼠肚鸡肠，老鼠过街…</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">儿时玩对句游戏，每当要给“饥鸡盗稻…”对上“暑鼠凉梁…”的时候，母亲总会不失时机地凑趣个“高爷凉梁”！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“高爷”一词实在高级！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 狗苟蝇营一位梁上君子可不 就是高高在上一位“爷”么？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">就连儿歌里唱的那位“高爷”也一样的并不怎么逗人喜欢——</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“小老鼠，上灯台，偷油吃，下不来…”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">曲尾鼠花？它们的样子像卷曲了尾巴的老鼠吗？不像！它们身上看不出一星半点贼眉鼠眼的猥琐。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">难怪这花们要抱怨呢，让我们一起来听听它们的牢骚吧！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">蝶恋花 · 鼠尾草花诉苦</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">讨厌科属曲尾鼠，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">梁上高爷，绝配三只手。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">狗苟蝇营灯台路，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">偷油偷稻偷菽粟。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">拟态仿生天做主，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">草木凡胎，餐饮风花露。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">丝绉春衫织锦裤，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">邻家妹子空相妒。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">若是请上图二位从假寐的状态中醒来把眼睛睁开，倒还真有几分鹦鹉模样呢。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 一群花鹦鹉 ，穿红着绿，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">难道是要跳广场舞去？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span></span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">调笑令 · 花鹦鹉</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">鹦鹉，鹦鹉，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">水袖长裙花裤。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">舞会散场归家？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">林下一株草花！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">花草，花草，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">服饰行头奇妙。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">DeepSeek先生说上图这位是白鼠尾草花，又叫“小白兔花”。乃唇形科鼠尾草属草本花卉。其花瓣质感轻薄；花茎纤细，常成对或成簇开放，花瓣表面可见细小水珠。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">调笑令 · 兔儿自嘲</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">何苦，何苦，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">枉担虚名白兔。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不善掘土造屋，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">餐饮风月露珠，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">珠露，珠露，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">草本一株花树！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">附：</span><span style="font-size:22px;">调笑令格律</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">平仄，平仄，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">中中中平中仄。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">中中中中中平，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">中中中中仄平。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">平仄，平仄，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">中中中平中仄。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">突然就想到了杜甫老先生的经典诗句“一行白鹭上青天”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">调笑令 · 白鹭</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">白鹭，白鹭，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">牛背T台走秀。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">公园绿地安家，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">阡陌林下草花。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">花草！花草！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">何必长裙短袄？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 呀，这位昏昏欲睡呢！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 嘘！云淡风轻花睡去！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p>