<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">1，题某饭店</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">店小难留客，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">丝流不渡船。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">荒蛮污浊处，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">狗恶醋尤酸。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">拂袖离门去，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天方地自圆。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">五湖皆可乐，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">四海做游仙。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">2，糊涂庙</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">糊涂庙里说糊涂，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">对错全凭鬼画狐。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫道此君才智浅，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">斯人原是不知书。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">3，题在某酒馆被宰戏作诗二首</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">（1）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">此馆何当恋，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">扬眉一唾之。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">拂衣挥袖去，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">别处觅新知。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">（2）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">此地实无趣，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">游人不可留。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">仰天含笑去，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">销得此间愁。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">4，武大郎开店（戏作）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">三尺门楼三尺长，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">荒唐堆里说荒唐。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">矮人开店高非入，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">无愧名称“武大郎”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">5，无题</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">荒蛮之地不堪亲，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">无限风光别处寻。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">幸福还须自家找，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">休将喜乐寄儿孙。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">6，打麻将去（戏作）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">远离宵小事非窝，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">狗咬鸡刨又奈何。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">最是麻坛尤可爱，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">无关美丑尽堪摸。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">7，戏题屎壳郎</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">世上多奇物，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人间一怪囚。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">堪怜壳郎子，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">粪底只弹球。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">8，戏题屎壳郎之二</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">扭动肥驱不识羞，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">屎堆独坐自封侯。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">此间休论别家事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">至死唯掸一粪球，</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">9，戏题蟾蜍坐井图</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">矮小肥躯称大俠，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">身无别技只堪爬。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">劝君莫效泉中客，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">坐井观天漫自夸。</span></p><p class="ql-block">注：蟾蜍：水陆两栖动物，俗称嬾蛤蟆。</p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">10，题孟浩然</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">久羡当年孟夫子，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">远离宵小事非窝。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一生笑向江湖舞，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">好个风流潇洒哥。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">11，郊游偶得</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">闲云野鹤一飞鸥，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">冷暖人前任去留。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">远弃尘嚣多少事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">也无风雨也无忧。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">12，观落花有题</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">世事孰能料，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">云长未必长。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人生花可似，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">聚散两茫茫。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">得势须倾酒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">茶余觅梦香。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">至今思李杜，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">诗酒弄轻狂。</span></p>