<h1><b>《喜鹊魂飞》</b></h1><p class="ql-block">天麓原野 1990年冬</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">龙潭何恐碧波虾？</p><p class="ql-block">喜鹊纷飞四海家。</p><p class="ql-block">虎啸当惊琴哨怨，</p><p class="ql-block">阴阳口令锁菊花。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">以下为即兴原创段子：</p><p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;">《当叶公遇见小笼虾》</b></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:18px;">天麓原野 2099年冬</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:18px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">遥远的东方有只笼…[嘿嘿]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:20px;">叶公</b><span style="font-size:20px;">：别造谣！[Hammer][敲打]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">据说有人看见了笼盖…</span></p><p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:20px;">叶公</b><span style="font-size:20px;">：不信谣！[自信][Shhh]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">据说是只黑笼…</span></p><p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:20px;">叶公</b><span style="font-size:20px;">：不传谣！[闭嘴]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">权威发布：疑似少量小笼虾蹿入</span>笼潭<span style="font-size:20px;">[水]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叶公：</span>笼潭<span style="font-size:20px;">顶住！[拒绝]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">权威发布：确认小</span>笼<span style="font-size:20px;">虾数量有限并已经围入网箱[Smile]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:20px;">叶公</b><span style="font-size:20px;">：</span>笼潭<span style="font-size:20px;">加油！[加油干][加油][加油][定胜]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:20px;">权威发布：</b><span style="font-size:20px;">笼虾数量有限增长，个别有较大体型…</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叶公：今夜我们都是</span>笼潭<span style="font-size:20px;">小</span>笼<span style="font-size:20px;">虾[广播][加油干][拳头][福]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">冷不丁几条</span>笼潭笼<span style="font-size:20px;">虾到了眼前[惊愕][惊讶][恐惧]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叶公：快滚！</span>😡<span style="font-size: 20px;">[发怒][Knife]][菜刀][衰][炸弹]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">忽然大黑笼从天而降[发呆][捂眼睛][流泪][大哭]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叶公：快逃！[一团乱麻][投降][弹射下班] </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:20px;">权威发布：</b><span style="font-size:20px;">经过艰苦抗击，各种大小</span>笼<span style="font-size:20px;">虾均已逃离！[鼓掌][666][Peace]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叶公：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">感动</span>笼<span style="font-size:20px;">潭！</span><span style="font-size:20px;">[Yeah!][赞][Rose][鞠躬]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">坚决勿忘</span>[感冒][米醋]【+-码】<span style="font-size:20px;">葵花宝典！[平安健康]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">终生谨记</span>湖面波浪+CL之金钟罩<span style="font-size:20px;">愿景！][点赞]</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">为早日获取赤鹊荣归故里的九-真经而挥汗如雨！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">[点赞][跳舞][烟花]</span></p> <p class="ql-block">欲知后续精彩故事，敬请关注我的美篇主页，中篇章回体评书连载《夜郎国虾鞭法师西游记》现已经隆重推出，计划每周推出续集🙏🙏🙏</p>