【顺口溜】新年到来放鞭炮

沃土

<p class="ql-block">图/文:沃土</p><p class="ql-block">美篇号:23434285</p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">新年到来那一刻,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">鞭炮声声震天响。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">震得老人头发懵,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">震的娃娃躲炕上。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">大人娃娃喜欢听,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">偏偏又是捂耳朵。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">家家接着放鞭炮,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">好比当年过长江。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">你家放罢他家上,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">万里长空耀明月。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">各家商铺求吉利,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">鞭炮一拉死球长。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">烟花一捆如腰粗,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">十里长街闪金光。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">如今光景都不错,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">花钱响响图吉祥。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我辈古稀好感慨,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">儿童时期忆心上。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">买挂小鞭二百头,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">就算阔得不像样。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">哪敢一挂连着放,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">拆下一个点一个。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">大年开门响一声,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">走亲访友响一响。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">财神灶爷脾气大,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不响鞭炮不蹬堂。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">偶尔一个哑巴炮,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">把人气得直骂娘。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">小伴聚会摆阔气,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">比谁兜里鞭炮多。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">那时鞭炮如线细,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">短短不到半寸长。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">厂家偷工又减料,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">药面少得好恓惶。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">点上一个拋上天,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">还没大爷屁声响。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">伙伴为了比能耐,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">拿了鞭炮手里放。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">点着捻子伸直臂,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">看着火花心发慌。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">指头打得兹兹麻,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">脸上照样喜洋洋。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">有时捣蛋日鬼人,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">偷偷朝人脚跟放。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">要不把人吓一跳,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">要不烧了人衣裳。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">害得人家找上门,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">难免老子几巴掌。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">后来鞭炮更脆响,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">黑药换成黄红色。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">市上出现二脚蹬,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">药捻一点斜在旁。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">声音炸响如震雷,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">点火必须一根香。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一见火花呲呲响,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">赶紧走远捂耳朵。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">万一腿脚不利索,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">几乎上演黄继光。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">时代进步大改革,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">鞭炮制作翻花样。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">雷炮一声响云天,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一盘磨鞭响半晌。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">虽说过年图开心,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">其实安全没保障。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">多少因此造残疾,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">多少因此遭灾火。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">国家一举禁鞭炮,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">绿色年关祥和过。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">有钱莫要找罪受,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">珍惜当下好时光。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">少了喧嚣和烟尘,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">多了平安与健康。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">虽然少了些热闹,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">多了宁静与祥和。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">年关即到心情好,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">乱打一排“机关枪”。</span></p>