<p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">调笑，调笑！节日开心取笑。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">如若言粗语糙，切莫窝火心闹！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">闹心，闹心！影响食欲是真！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">如梦令.想当年</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">常想当年师院，桃李芬芳绚烂。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">转眼青春去，个个风烛残年。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">可叹，可叹！人生如梦如幻。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">秀珍，秀珍！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">夫唱妇随紧跟。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">家庭生活美满，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">心广体胖气喘。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">喘气，喘气！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">花钱多少随意。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">秦放，秦放！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">心宽腰肥体壮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">当年诧叱风云，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">而今祥和老人。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">人老，人老！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:20px;">新朋旧友不少。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(176, 79, 187);">凤仙，凤仙，风流倜傥心宽。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(176, 79, 187);">当年江湖女侠，老来意气奋发。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(176, 79, 187);">发奋，发奋！洗菜淘米不笨。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">小贺，老贺！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">曾经忍饥挨饿。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">如今已非当年，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">口袋满满有钱。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">钱有，全有！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:22px;">三餐鸡鸭美酒。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">调笑令.老贺</p><p class="ql-block">老贺，老贺！如今日子好过。</p><p class="ql-block">口袋鼓鼓有钱，走路眼睛瞪圆。</p><p class="ql-block">圆瞪，圆瞪！谁敢不服耍横？</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">马力，马力！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">大学教授神气！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">只为家中爱女，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">节衣缩食储蓄。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">蓄储，蓄储？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">存钱多少难数。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">大杨，大杨，胜过孙家二娘。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">顿足瞪眼挽袖：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">“是谁挨揍不够？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">够不？够不？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">打你屁股别哭。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">老妪，老妪！一生拼搏不休。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">闲暇刨地种菜，剩余市场出卖。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">卖出，卖出，钞票太多难数。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">淑敏，淑敏！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">慈眉善目心狠。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">家中钱财如草，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">敢进京城斗宝。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">宝斗，宝斗！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">斗来斗去人瘦。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(57, 181, 74); font-size:20px;"> 李群，李群，娶个老婆素云。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(57, 181, 74); font-size:20px;">夫妻二人同心，合力点石成金。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(57, 181, 74); font-size:20px;">金成，金城！办事在所不能。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">德军，德军！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">盘锦大地扎根。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">可喜事业有成，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">更见四方友朋。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">朋友，朋友！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(22, 126, 251); font-size:20px;">打桌麻将不愁。</span></p>