<p class="ql-block"><b>自 序</b></p><p class="ql-block">光阴似箭一眨眼，昨日在职今休闲</p><p class="ql-block">舞文弄墨常打油，遣词造句尾续圆</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>目 录</b></p><p class="ql-block">1.找媳妇</p><p class="ql-block">2.熄机</p><p class="ql-block">3.日三餐</p><p class="ql-block">4.自强</p><p class="ql-block">5.视频聊天</p><p class="ql-block">6.安闲</p><p class="ql-block">7.红杏出墙</p><p class="ql-block">8.知识改变命运</p><p class="ql-block">9.没必要</p><p class="ql-block">10.何为贵</p><p class="ql-block">11.等着瞧</p><p class="ql-block">12.胜利在望</p><p class="ql-block">13.乐当下</p><p class="ql-block">14.怕</p><p class="ql-block">15.没啥</p><p class="ql-block">16.愚蠢</p><p class="ql-block">17.真</p><p class="ql-block">18.痴情</p><p class="ql-block">19.精神爽</p><p class="ql-block">20.假似真</p><p class="ql-block">21.寻开心</p><p class="ql-block">22.沐海风</p><p class="ql-block">23.沐夕阳</p><p class="ql-block">24.霞漫天</p><p class="ql-block">25.同学会</p><p class="ql-block">26.挑肥拣瘦</p><p class="ql-block">27.烦恼休</p><p class="ql-block">28.找对象</p><p class="ql-block">29.反省</p><p class="ql-block">30.谁人知</p><p class="ql-block">31.德行端正</p><p class="ql-block">32.修长城</p><p class="ql-block">33.各东西</p><p class="ql-block">34.点到为止</p><p class="ql-block">35.杀红眼</p><p class="ql-block">36.自娱自乐</p><p class="ql-block">37.买叶烟</p><p class="ql-block">38.远邪恶</p><p class="ql-block">39.艳天下</p><p class="ql-block">40.无声</p><p class="ql-block">41.度难关</p><p class="ql-block">42.何必纠结</p><p class="ql-block">43.守法人</p><p class="ql-block">44.加油</p><p class="ql-block">45.人人夸</p><p class="ql-block">46.手机</p><p class="ql-block">47.嗤之鼻</p><p class="ql-block">48.搞笑</p><p class="ql-block">49.定亲</p><p class="ql-block">50.高手</p><p class="ql-block">51.别害羞</p><p class="ql-block">52.守村口</p><p class="ql-block">53.红杏出墙</p><p class="ql-block">54.练功</p><p class="ql-block">55.对联</p><p class="ql-block">56.花好月圆</p><p class="ql-block">57.毁家庭</p><p class="ql-block">58.爱打油</p><p class="ql-block">59.盼媒婆</p><p class="ql-block">60.忆当年</p><p class="ql-block">61.征婚</p><p class="ql-block">62.开心每一天</p><p class="ql-block">63.沐浴夕阳</p><p class="ql-block">64.诗才</p><p class="ql-block">65.红杏出墙</p><p class="ql-block">66.沐晚霞</p><p class="ql-block">67.心态平衡</p><p class="ql-block">68.收获</p><p class="ql-block">69.晒太阳</p><p class="ql-block">70.赞华夏</p><p class="ql-block">71.推敲</p><p class="ql-block">72.点点</p><p class="ql-block">73.别太急</p><p class="ql-block">74.不捧场</p><p class="ql-block">75.找洞藏</p><p class="ql-block">76.首宗</p><p class="ql-block">77.表现</p><p class="ql-block">78.越活越年轻</p><p class="ql-block">79.落魄</p><p class="ql-block">80.品行</p><p class="ql-block">81.比长寿</p><p class="ql-block">82.羡慕</p><p class="ql-block">83.常情</p><p class="ql-block">84.晒太阳</p><p class="ql-block">85.毁健康</p><p class="ql-block">86.婚后</p><p class="ql-block">87.盼谁</p><p class="ql-block">88.奈何天</p><p class="ql-block">89.骑牛</p><p class="ql-block">90.帮扶</p><p class="ql-block">91.欲断魂</p><p class="ql-block">92.颜如玉</p><p class="ql-block">93.翠染目</p><p class="ql-block">94.悔当初</p><p class="ql-block">95.勇登攀</p><p class="ql-block">96.不敢苟同</p><p class="ql-block">97.觅开心</p><p class="ql-block">98.沐黄昏</p><p class="ql-block">99.何日熬出头</p><p class="ql-block">100.艳群芳</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>1.找媳妇</b></p><p class="ql-block">如今媳妇真难找</p><p class="ql-block">各种条件要求高</p><p class="ql-block">颜值身高加收入</p><p class="ql-block">人品绝对不能少</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>2.熄机</b></p><p class="ql-block">网络夫妻不是妻</p><p class="ql-block">感情再好难相依</p><p class="ql-block">相思只能隔屏见</p><p class="ql-block">一说拜拜就熄机</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>3.日三餐</b></p><p class="ql-block">荣华富贵如云烟</p><p class="ql-block">谁能风光永不变</p><p class="ql-block">平淡日子锅台转</p><p class="ql-block">谁能离开日三餐</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>4.自强</b></p><p class="ql-block">千人千面事事装</p><p class="ql-block">你有心酸他有伤</p><p class="ql-block">苦酒难消人生愁</p><p class="ql-block">练好本领方自强</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>5.视频聊天</b></p><p class="ql-block">山有美景人有缘</p><p class="ql-block">彼此牵挂心相连</p><p class="ql-block">虽然不能常见面</p><p class="ql-block">幸好视频可聊天</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>6.安闲</b></p><p class="ql-block">不恋功名不恋官</p><p class="ql-block">随心来去自安闲</p><p class="ql-block">竹林茅舍清风里</p><p class="ql-block">沐浴彩霞把酒欢</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>7.红杏出墙</b></p><p class="ql-block">若是红杏不出墙</p><p class="ql-block">怎能招惹变态狼</p><p class="ql-block">夫妻不会反目仇</p><p class="ql-block">亦无血浅双人床</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>8.知识改变命运</b></p><p class="ql-block">半生牛马皆为钱</p><p class="ql-block">辛苦仅够换油盐</p><p class="ql-block">上有父母恩未报</p><p class="ql-block">下有儿女还学前</p><p class="ql-block">只恨自已读书少</p><p class="ql-block">不怨地来不怨天</p><p class="ql-block">唯盼小孩多努力</p><p class="ql-block">掌握知识命运变</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>9.没必要</b></p><p class="ql-block">这种开门特别少</p><p class="ql-block">不开正面开墙角</p><p class="ql-block">里面藏有何玄机</p><p class="ql-block">刨根问底没必要</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>10.何为贵</b></p><p class="ql-block">岁月匆匆几十年</p><p class="ql-block">有苦有累也有甜</p><p class="ql-block">人生到底何为贵</p><p class="ql-block">处世诚信孝乃先</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>11.等着瞧</b></p><p class="ql-block">人一有钱就作妖</p><p class="ql-block">专找美女来抬轿</p><p class="ql-block">招摇过市瞎胡闹</p><p class="ql-block">身败名裂等着瞧</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>12.胜利在望</b></p><p class="ql-block">人生路上风雨多</p><p class="ql-block">谁没受过几回磨</p><p class="ql-block">咬牙熬过难关处</p><p class="ql-block">胜利在望坎迈过</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>13.乐当下</b></p><p class="ql-block">一生往事两杯茶</p><p class="ql-block">敬过红尘敬晚霞</p><p class="ql-block">欲在残年圆旧梦</p><p class="ql-block">沐浴黄昏乐当下</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>14.怕</b></p><p class="ql-block">人怕出名猪怕壮</p><p class="ql-block">男怕没钱女怕胖</p><p class="ql-block">家犬最怕棍来打</p><p class="ql-block">贪腐最怕来查账</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>15.没啥</b></p><p class="ql-block">人生偶尔是朵花</p><p class="ql-block">且珍且惜把己夸</p><p class="ql-block">花开花落是常态</p><p class="ql-block">潮起潮退也没啥</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>16.愚蠢</b></p><p class="ql-block">一落红尘万丈深</p><p class="ql-block">贪情痴爱自伤身</p><p class="ql-block">最是相思空悲切</p><p class="ql-block">自寻烦恼太愚蠢</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>17.真</b></p><p class="ql-block">归闲始信淡为珍</p><p class="ql-block">漫煮流光入句新</p><p class="ql-block">百味饱尝终化境</p><p class="ql-block">原来快乐才是真</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>18.痴情</b></p><p class="ql-block">一个情字惹红尘</p><p class="ql-block">世间多少痴情人</p><p class="ql-block">有为情来相思苦</p><p class="ql-block">更有甚者成鬼魂</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>19.精神爽</b></p><p class="ql-block">一路走，一路忙</p><p class="ql-block">从青春，到夕阳</p><p class="ql-block">岁月流逝霜染发</p><p class="ql-block">童心未泯精神爽</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>20.假似真</b></p><p class="ql-block">世上难猜是人心</p><p class="ql-block">当面说笑背后阴</p><p class="ql-block">就算对他千般好</p><p class="ql-block">欲壑难填假似真</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>21.寻开心</b></p><p class="ql-block">阎王执笔判生死</p><p class="ql-block">孟汤一碗忘红尘</p><p class="ql-block">他日若随清风去</p><p class="ql-block">九泉之下寻开心</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>22.沐海风</b></p><p class="ql-block">五十怎敢称为翁</p><p class="ql-block">一年四季仍打工</p><p class="ql-block">待等了却肩上事</p><p class="ql-block">观潮踏浪沐海风</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>23.沐夕阳</b></p><p class="ql-block">我把岁月熬成汤</p><p class="ql-block">酸甜苦辣一杯装</p><p class="ql-block">云卷云舒随心过</p><p class="ql-block">潮起潮落沐夕阳</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>24.霞漫天</b></p><p class="ql-block">我有茅屋三两间</p><p class="ql-block">依山傍水远尘烟</p><p class="ql-block">朝闻林间雀鸟唱</p><p class="ql-block">暮观黄昏霞漫天</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>25.同学会</b></p><p class="ql-block">今天参加同学会</p><p class="ql-block">哪想已经变了味</p><p class="ql-block">不谈当年疯和傻</p><p class="ql-block">只比谁家犬金贵</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>26.挑肥拣瘦</b></p><p class="ql-block">美女今年三十六</p><p class="ql-block">对象挑肥又拣瘦</p><p class="ql-block">高不成来低不就</p><p class="ql-block">眨眼单身到退休</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>27.烦恼休</b></p><p class="ql-block">人生在世几多愁</p><p class="ql-block">抽刀断水水更流</p><p class="ql-block">纵有千般难如意</p><p class="ql-block">莫如一笑烦恼休</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>28.找对象</b></p><p class="ql-block">俺不讲吃不讲穿</p><p class="ql-block">平时也不爱打扮</p><p class="ql-block">就想找个好小伙</p><p class="ql-block">成家立业儿女全</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>29.反省</b></p><p class="ql-block">提前回来也白搭</p><p class="ql-block">一天相亲有俩仨</p><p class="ql-block">没有一个想嫁他</p><p class="ql-block">回家认真反省吧</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>30.谁人知</b></p><p class="ql-block">三言两语凑成诗</p><p class="ql-block">字里行间总是痴</p><p class="ql-block">平仄斟酌难表意</p><p class="ql-block">挖空心思谁人知</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>31.德行端正</b></p><p class="ql-block">闺蜜都急我不急</p><p class="ql-block">我的心里有主意</p><p class="ql-block">绝不凑合做夫妻</p><p class="ql-block">德行端正当第一</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>32.修长城</b></p><p class="ql-block">老汉六十似玩童</p><p class="ql-block">脚步轻快耳不聋</p><p class="ql-block">没事牵狗村头逛</p><p class="ql-block">有约院坝修长城</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>33.各东西</b></p><p class="ql-block">就这一张最满意</p><p class="ql-block">当年比这更美丽</p><p class="ql-block">帅哥曾追几里地</p><p class="ql-block">最终还是各东西</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>34.点到为止</b></p><p class="ql-block">人生难得聚一场</p><p class="ql-block">喝个痛快又何妨</p><p class="ql-block">三杯烈酒敬人生</p><p class="ql-block">点到为止肝勿伤</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>35.杀红眼</b></p><p class="ql-block">棋盘四方摆中间</p><p class="ql-block">你我二人各一边</p><p class="ql-block">楚河汉界争高下</p><p class="ql-block">兵强马壮杀红眼</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>36.自娱自乐</b></p><p class="ql-block">闲来无事写诗章</p><p class="ql-block">欲想一篇天下扬</p><p class="ql-block">精心苦创数十首</p><p class="ql-block">没有一人来捧场</p><p class="ql-block">何苦为此多纠结</p><p class="ql-block">自娱自乐自欣赏</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>37.买叶烟</b></p><p class="ql-block">农村哪有老来闲</p><p class="ql-block">年过古稀还下田</p><p class="ql-block">只为三餐填饱肚</p><p class="ql-block">所剩无几买叶烟</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>38.远邪恶</b></p><p class="ql-block">人生路上风雨多</p><p class="ql-block">也有坦途也有坡</p><p class="ql-block">苦点累点无所谓</p><p class="ql-block">一身正气远邪恶</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>39.艳天下</b></p><p class="ql-block">青石夹缝也有花</p><p class="ql-block">风雨摧折仍挺拔</p><p class="ql-block">纵无沃土滋养它</p><p class="ql-block">自强不息艳天下</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>40.无声</b></p><p class="ql-block">太阳无声照天下</p><p class="ql-block">文字无声会说话</p><p class="ql-block">花开无声映美景</p><p class="ql-block">星星无声眼睛眨</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>41.度难关</b></p><p class="ql-block">当初相亲看走眼</p><p class="ql-block">不看能力光看脸</p><p class="ql-block">日子过成穷光蛋</p><p class="ql-block">只有齐心度难关</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>42.何必纠结</b></p><p class="ql-block">一杯小酒入我喉</p><p class="ql-block">想想人生何为愁</p><p class="ql-block">都是黄泉预约客</p><p class="ql-block">何必纠结几两油</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>43.守法人</b></p><p class="ql-block">穷搬家，富挪坟</p><p class="ql-block">风水不好改大门</p><p class="ql-block">有钱难买我乐意</p><p class="ql-block">前提不作违法人</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>44.加油</b></p><p class="ql-block">人穷落魄莫低头</p><p class="ql-block">心中有梦加把油</p><p class="ql-block">困难险阻莫要怕</p><p class="ql-block">不达目的不罢休</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>45.人人夸</b></p><p class="ql-block">城里乡下两个家</p><p class="ql-block">婆母生母两个妈</p><p class="ql-block">女人心大分两下</p><p class="ql-block">悉心照料人人夸</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>46.手机</b></p><p class="ql-block">美女走路看手机</p><p class="ql-block">不知不觉走水里</p><p class="ql-block">谁知水深有半米</p><p class="ql-block">好在没去见上帝</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>47.嗤之鼻</b></p><p class="ql-block">人分贵贱是歪理</p><p class="ql-block">只有狗眼看人低</p><p class="ql-block">纵然你有钱万贯</p><p class="ql-block">与我无关嗤之鼻</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>48.搞笑</b></p><p class="ql-block">两只小鸟雪中叫</p><p class="ql-block">猫咪窗台仔细瞧</p><p class="ql-block">瞅准时机猛一跳</p><p class="ql-block">鸡飞蛋打真搞笑</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>49.定亲</b></p><p class="ql-block">童年玩伴特纯真</p><p class="ql-block">偷桃摸鱼均平分</p><p class="ql-block">女扮新娘男扮郎</p><p class="ql-block">打小私自就定亲</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>50.高手</b></p><p class="ql-block">评论区里多高手</p><p class="ql-block">学富五车才八斗</p><p class="ql-block">若能穿越到唐宋</p><p class="ql-block">双李抱拳略低首</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>51.别害羞</b></p><p class="ql-block">写作需要脸皮厚</p><p class="ql-block">没词你就胡乱诌</p><p class="ql-block">你想说啥就写啥</p><p class="ql-block">大着胆子别害羞</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>52.守村口</b></p><p class="ql-block">翠花多日守村口</p><p class="ql-block">左瞅右看皱眉头</p><p class="ql-block">昨天捎信说快到</p><p class="ql-block">夕阳西下仍没有</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>53.红杏出墙</b></p><p class="ql-block">若是红杏不出墙</p><p class="ql-block">哪闻绿帽武大郎</p><p class="ql-block">淫妇不会被割头</p><p class="ql-block">西门也难把命丧</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>54.练功</b></p><p class="ql-block">别人打牌修长城</p><p class="ql-block">我自对联图放松</p><p class="ql-block">平仄对仗找乐趣</p><p class="ql-block">咬文嚼字当练功</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>55.对联</b></p><p class="ql-block">百副对联刚完毕</p><p class="ql-block">终于松了一口气</p><p class="ql-block">本是休闲觅娱乐</p><p class="ql-block">火急火燎又何必</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>56.花好月圆</b></p><p class="ql-block">临近春节心惆怅</p><p class="ql-block">帅哥究竟在何方</p><p class="ql-block">咱俩啥时爱一场</p><p class="ql-block">花好月圆入洞房</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>57.毁家庭</b></p><p class="ql-block">别管东南西北风</p><p class="ql-block">生活都会不轻松</p><p class="ql-block">互相指责伤感情</p><p class="ql-block">逐步升级毁家庭</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>58.爱打油</b></p><p class="ql-block">本人最爱打油诗</p><p class="ql-block">无事就把笔来提</p><p class="ql-block">写完红尘写花草</p><p class="ql-block">再描相思愁泪雨</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>59.盼媒婆</b></p><p class="ql-block">村里光棍十几个</p><p class="ql-block">六年没见谁娶过</p><p class="ql-block">小伙天天盼媒婆</p><p class="ql-block">月老牵线有着落</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>60.征婚</b></p><p class="ql-block">老爸亲自上了阵</p><p class="ql-block">他为女儿来征婚</p><p class="ql-block">不要彩礼车和楼</p><p class="ql-block">只要一个好人品</p><p class="ql-block">会疼媳妇会种地</p><p class="ql-block">知道关心老父亲</p><p class="ql-block">踏踏实实过曰子</p><p class="ql-block">来年生个胖孙孙</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>61.四邻夸</b></p><p class="ql-block">姑娘容貌美如花</p><p class="ql-block">跟着阿哥回乡下</p><p class="ql-block">烧火做饭学厨艺</p><p class="ql-block">尊老爱幼四邻夸</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>62.开心每一天</b></p><p class="ql-block">人间一趟路漫漫</p><p class="ql-block">风雨兼程历暑寒</p><p class="ql-block">霜雪染鬓心未老</p><p class="ql-block">开开心心每一天</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>63.沐浴夕阳</b></p><p class="ql-block">夜半无眠恨词穷</p><p class="ql-block">欲将心事诉秋风</p><p class="ql-block">酸甜苦辣难说尽</p><p class="ql-block">沐浴夕阳度余生</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>64.诗才</b></p><p class="ql-block">谁人慧眼识诗才</p><p class="ql-block">为我停屏点进来</p><p class="ql-block">且共头条相对句</p><p class="ql-block">观潮踏浪赞大海</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>65.红杏出墙</b></p><p class="ql-block">红杏为啥爱出墙</p><p class="ql-block">就因树高枝叶长</p><p class="ql-block">主人若是常修剪</p><p class="ql-block">潘氏怎会命遭殃</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>66.沐晚霞</b></p><p class="ql-block">春夏秋冬美如画</p><p class="ql-block">人生不过一刹那</p><p class="ql-block">看淡浮华心潇洒</p><p class="ql-block">夕阳西下沐晚霞</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>67.心态平衡</b></p><p class="ql-block">人到七十筋骨动</p><p class="ql-block">原件坏了不好弄</p><p class="ql-block">早睡早起勤锻炼</p><p class="ql-block">关键心态得平衡</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>68.收获</b></p><p class="ql-block">数数日子望望天</p><p class="ql-block">转眼一年又过完</p><p class="ql-block">若问今年啥收获</p><p class="ql-block">能吃能睡身康健</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>69.晒太阳</b></p><p class="ql-block">曾经年少美名扬</p><p class="ql-block">如今老者靠南墙</p><p class="ql-block">心态平和晒太阳</p><p class="ql-block">一觉睡到大天亮</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>70.赞华夏</b></p><p class="ql-block">闲思过往静赏花</p><p class="ql-block">几卷闲书淡品茶</p><p class="ql-block">悠悠岁月情难忘</p><p class="ql-block">盛世祥和赞华夏</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>71.推敲</b></p><p class="ql-block">姑娘应聘起纷扰</p><p class="ql-block">不论文凭多与少</p><p class="ql-block">长相精致还要好</p><p class="ql-block">这种工作得推敲</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>72.点点</b></p><p class="ql-block">点点相思点点愁</p><p class="ql-block">点点泪花点点流</p><p class="ql-block">点点红尘点点事</p><p class="ql-block">点点开心点点秀</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>73.别太急</b></p><p class="ql-block">俺曾偷偷看过你</p><p class="ql-block">长相也帅很满意</p><p class="ql-block">就是不知啥脾气</p><p class="ql-block">慢慢了解别太急</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>74.不捧场</b></p><p class="ql-block">秋山秋水染秋黄</p><p class="ql-block">蝉噤雁飞人倚窗</p><p class="ql-block">西风纵有惜叶意</p><p class="ql-block">无奈老天不捧场</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>75.找洞藏</b></p><p class="ql-block">年少轻狂爱张扬</p><p class="ql-block">自吹自捧称己王</p><p class="ql-block">撞见高手忙退缩</p><p class="ql-block">撅起屁股找洞藏</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>76.首宗</b></p><p class="ql-block">人生最终都归零</p><p class="ql-block">奋斗却是从未停</p><p class="ql-block">平安喜乐才是福</p><p class="ql-block">身体健康当首宗</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>77.表现</b></p><p class="ql-block">你来俺家吃顿饭</p><p class="ql-block">看我如何来表现</p><p class="ql-block">清炒蔬菜最新鲜</p><p class="ql-block">红烧牛肉不一般</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>78.越活越年轻</b></p><p class="ql-block">远看山水在云中</p><p class="ql-block">近看山水各不同</p><p class="ql-block">老汉品茶亭中坐</p><p class="ql-block">真是越活越年轻</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>79.落魄</b></p><p class="ql-block">家有金矿万人求</p><p class="ql-block">甜言蜜语灌满喉</p><p class="ql-block">你若落魄栽跟头</p><p class="ql-block">有人理你我小狗</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>80.品行</b></p><p class="ql-block">条友回头望一望</p><p class="ql-block">看俺长得怎么样</p><p class="ql-block">就愿听到真心话</p><p class="ql-block">品行第一没商量</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>81.比长寿</b></p><p class="ql-block">年轻力壮谁不狂</p><p class="ql-block">如今都在靠南墙</p><p class="ql-block">低眉不语熬岁月</p><p class="ql-block">就比谁能活得长</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>82.羡慕</b></p><p class="ql-block">宁坐门前望夕阳</p><p class="ql-block">不与他人论短长</p><p class="ql-block">浮生难得须臾静</p><p class="ql-block">羡慕星星伴月亮</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>83.常情</b></p><p class="ql-block">夫妻吵架是常情</p><p class="ql-block">哪有勺子不碰盆</p><p class="ql-block">气头过后别冷战</p><p class="ql-block">端茶递水更关心</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>84.晒太阳</b></p><p class="ql-block">昔日年少多轻狂</p><p class="ql-block">暮岁一律靠南墙</p><p class="ql-block">当年聚首谈理想</p><p class="ql-block">而今闭目晒太阳</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>85.毁健康</b></p><p class="ql-block">当年也是少年郎</p><p class="ql-block">如今老年已靠墙</p><p class="ql-block">偶尔眼泪流两行</p><p class="ql-block">只怪烟酒毁健康</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>86.婚后</b></p><p class="ql-block">婚前从不进厨房</p><p class="ql-block">想吃啥饭告诉娘</p><p class="ql-block">现在做饭成日常</p><p class="ql-block">原来媳妇得这样</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>87.盼谁</b></p><p class="ql-block">一对天鹅在戏水</p><p class="ql-block">美女岸边在昐谁</p><p class="ql-block">鲜花朵朵添氛围</p><p class="ql-block">原来在等她那位</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>88.奈何天</b></p><p class="ql-block">曾骑快马踏尘烟</p><p class="ql-block">登峰越岭高崖悬</p><p class="ql-block">如今柺杖阶前立</p><p class="ql-block">自然规律奈何天</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>89.骑牛</b></p><p class="ql-block">别人骑马我骑牛</p><p class="ql-block">游山玩水乐悠悠</p><p class="ql-block">不攀不比知足乐</p><p class="ql-block">无忧无虑慢慢走</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>90.帮扶</b></p><p class="ql-block">别人冷暖心有数</p><p class="ql-block">自已行善莫停步</p><p class="ql-block">天公不负良善人</p><p class="ql-block">五蕴皆空多帮扶</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>91.欲断魂</b></p><p class="ql-block">素手纤纤鬓似云</p><p class="ql-block">身姿曼妙步轻匀</p><p class="ql-block">闲来静赏佳人貌</p><p class="ql-block">悦目开心欲断魂</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>92.颜如玉</b></p><p class="ql-block">上班累得像条狗</p><p class="ql-block">眼皮打架腿发抖</p><p class="ql-block">忽见姑娘颜如玉</p><p class="ql-block">精神一下尽抖擞</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>93.翠染目</b></p><p class="ql-block">人生行遍千条路</p><p class="ql-block">踏过平川攀过崮</p><p class="ql-block">最是寻常阡陌间</p><p class="ql-block">四顾田园翠染目</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>94.悔当初</b></p><p class="ql-block">青春逐利懒攻书</p><p class="ql-block">岁月蹉跎志渐疏</p><p class="ql-block">暮年始觉学识浅</p><p class="ql-block">耳聋眼花悔当初</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>95.勇登攀</b></p><p class="ql-block">人到中年两不堪</p><p class="ql-block">生不容易死不甘</p><p class="ql-block">回头细数奔波路</p><p class="ql-block">历经风雨勇登攀</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>96.不敢苟同</b></p><p class="ql-block">行为艺术上大街</p><p class="ql-block">表现形式让你猜</p><p class="ql-block">默然静对城中路</p><p class="ql-block">不敢苟同速离开</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>97.觅开心</b></p><p class="ql-block">做梦都想嫁进城</p><p class="ql-block">一夜变成城里人</p><p class="ql-block">眼看又要到年末</p><p class="ql-block">抛却烦恼觅开心</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>98.沐黄昏</b></p><p class="ql-block">人生如戏演不停</p><p class="ql-block">聚散悲欢过眼云</p><p class="ql-block">邀得老友三两位</p><p class="ql-block">观潮踏浪沐黄昏</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>99.何日熬出头</b></p><p class="ql-block">乌纱斜靠椅中悠</p><p class="ql-block">喊着还干五百秋</p><p class="ql-block">轿夫汗落沾尘路</p><p class="ql-block">不知何日熬出头</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><b>100.艳群芳</b></p><p class="ql-block">明眸流转闪星芒</p><p class="ql-block">俏立嫣然画里藏</p><p class="ql-block">不借丹青描秀色</p><p class="ql-block">天生丽质艳群芳</p> <p class="ql-block"><b>后 记</b></p><p class="ql-block">东篱闲客找事干，网络平台到处转</p><p class="ql-block">茶余头条打打油，饭后又去对对联</p><p class="ql-block">（图片为重庆广阳岛实拍）</p>