<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">女人多好呀</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">女人可以不劳而获</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">女人可以坐享其成</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">女人可以凭长相吃饭</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">女人追男人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">如探囊取物</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">唾手可得</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我想做女人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">上帝应吮</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">做女人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">首先得学会生孩子</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">于是，我怀孕了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">十个月，天天捧着肚子</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">食不甘味，寝食难安</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天天捧着肚子</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">小心翼翼，惴惴不安</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">天天捧着肚子</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">身子不能直</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">腿子不能弯</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">好不容易，临盆分娩</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哇的一声，孩子落地</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我痛不欲生</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">晕醒后，上帝问</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">还要不要做女人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我答曰：我还是做个</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">苦逼的男人吧</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 2026.02.03</span></p>