<p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">散文诗（命字韵）</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">【</span><b style="font-size:22px;">我经历的厕所革命</b><span style="font-size:22px;">】</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">诗文/芳草湖</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">配图/网 络</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “吃喝”、“拉撒”，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">是人类维持生命，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">两个不同的命门。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">分别通过嘴巴和肛门完成。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">肛门完成的拉撒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">则要通过厕所里的粪坑来储存。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人类历史在完成拉撒的实操，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">就是一个不断进化演变的过程；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">笔者称之为厕所革命。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 初始的人类和动物同性，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不知羞耻不讲卫生。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人们把拉撒称之为“方便”，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可能起源于“刀耕火种”时代，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人和动物一样随时随地大小便，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">确实方便。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">笔者出生于70年前，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">见证过厕所革命的历史进程。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想当年，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">农村的“屎坑“也被称之为茅房，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">都建在屋后的坡沿。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">土砖盖的茅草房，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">前间为屎坑，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">后间当猪圈，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一扇柴门当遮掩。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">蹲、立屎坑大小便，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">冬有寒风吹，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">夏有蚊蝇绕身转。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">干稻草、高粱杆擦屁股，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">晚间上茅房照明提油灯。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">孩童如厕大人陪，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">男人如厕多抽烟。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">当年大小便，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">确实不方便。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 于今建设新农村，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">公厕成了乡村的一扇风景。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">茅屋换成砖瓦房，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">地面铺了防滑的砖。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不用摸黑大小便，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">里面装有照明灯。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">装有自来水，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多了冲水的阀，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">按下冲便器，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">粪坑冲得一干二净。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">这就是厕所“革命”，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">暖了百姓的心。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 乡村振兴前程似锦。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">看如今社会主义新农村，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老旧房屋一间不剩，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">栋栋别墅拔地如林。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">功能设置科学实用，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">房内设置卫生间，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">洗刷、如厕、淋浴分隔并存。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">和城市商品房一样，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">瓷砖铺到吊顶。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">烘干机装在洗手盆，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">淋浴房四季如春。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">厕所来了个彻底的革命。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">智能马桶舒适、舒心通人性，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">瓷身藏巧思，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一键通人令。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">无需手相扶，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">舒爽随人定。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">如厕帮揭盖，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">便后冲肛门。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">暖风烘干后，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">起身水冲静。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">久坐看手机，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">恒温舒其身。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">科学无止境，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">但愿人长命；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">见证时代发展的缩影，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">厕所的继续革命。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">二零二五年十二月十三日</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">于南海陋墅</span></p>