<p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">远远地望过去，一座高塔屹立山顶，塔身通红，蓝天绿树，天地通明透亮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">显而易见，这是红塔山牌香烟的立体标识。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不管什么品牌，香烟总不是好招惹的东西。然而这立体的山和实在的塔却构成了好看的画。于是来了爬一爬这红塔山的冲动。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">才踏上山脚林荫道，吓一跳，草地上惨兮兮站着大烟鬼形象的马克吐温先生。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">忘不了马克吐温先生颇具幽默的至理名言：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. because I have done it </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">thousands of times."</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">(戒烟是世界上最容易的事，因为我都戒过成百上千回了)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">莫非这位戒烟成百上千回也不曾将烟戒掉的烟鬼马克吐温先生被谁生拉硬拽来这里给红塔山香烟做广告？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">继续往前走，哈！ 与马克吐温为伍的大有人在——弗洛伊德，鲁迅，林语堂…</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">真逗，一群早已作古的名人都被拉来给红塔山香烟做广告。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">几位资深老烟民要广而告之的会是些什么故事？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">想听吗？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">马克吐温的故事</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 马克吐温先生至理名言</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. because I've done it </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">thousands of times." </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">据此胡诌个调笑令调侃一下视戒烟为天下第一易事的马克吐温先生：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">调笑令 · 戒烟</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">容易，容易，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">戒烟谁人不会？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一戒五天六天，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">连年宣布戒烟。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">烟戒，烟戒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">百折千回不懈。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 弗洛伊德</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">嗜烟，尤其嗜好雪茄！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">弗洛伊德有关cigar的“至理”名言：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">A cigar is just a cigar.</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">弗洛伊德戒烟故事</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">弗洛伊德第一次戒烟是因为心脏病，他为心脏戒烟四十九天。戒烟的四十九天里他整日价情绪低落，神情抑郁，这位身为精神病医生的医生本人几乎都要成为精神病患者了，万般无奈之下，吸烟程序重启。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">弗洛伊德第二次宣布戒烟是因为口腔癌， 然而对于第二次戒烟的评价这位瘾君子先生作如是说：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">"This is too miserable".</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">" Giving up smoking is too miserable " 让弗洛伊德本人至死都未曾真正把烟戒掉。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">For弗洛伊德</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">A cigar is just a cigar</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">第一次戒烟，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">七七四十九天。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">第二次戒烟，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">时断时顺延。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">A cigar is just a cigar，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">且行且悔，且怨且恨。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">林语堂先生戒烟</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">林语堂先生也尝试过戒烟的，其戒龄三周。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">三周过后，林先生突然醒悟：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“无端戒烟是一件亏负自己也并无益于他人的事”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">于是“痛改前非”，重拾烟枪，将“烟民”事业进行到底。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">林语堂先生戒烟，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不过三七二十一天。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">突然幡然顿悟：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">戒烟只不过苦了自己，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">并没给别人半点甘甜。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">于是乎</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">加利变本，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">再续烟缘。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 鲁迅与烟</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">鲁迅先生是自愿选择与吸烟共存亡的人，烟不离手，手不离烟，终因烟而不得不早早去了黄泉路上饮黄泉。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">先生熬夜码字作文，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一边吐雾一边吞云，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">烟熏火烤，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">肺叶破洞穿。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">呜呼呜呼</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">悲戚伤心</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">断肠孤寡哭送远行人！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 烟卷，啊，卷烟</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一根一根接一根，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">绕林绕树绕心篱，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一圈一圈又一圈。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> It looks just like a burning cigar，doesn't it ?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"></span></p>