笑话28. 饮酒四步曲

凤抟散人

<p class="ql-block">每逢佳节酒筵纷,</p><p class="ql-block">席上酣然欲醉魂。</p><p class="ql-block">尽管妙态有万千,</p><p class="ql-block">经典四步最堪娱。</p><p class="ql-block">初时<span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">甜言</span>加<span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">蜜语</span>:</p><p class="ql-block">“世间惟咱兄弟亲”;</p><p class="ql-block">继而<span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">豪言</span>添<span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">壮语</span>:</p><p class="ql-block">“两肋插刀付此身”;</p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(1, 1, 1);">俄顷</span><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">胡言</span>又<span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">乱语</span>:</p><p class="ql-block">“老子称雄你算几”;</p><p class="ql-block"><span style="color:rgb(1, 1, 1);">终焉</span><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">默默</span>更<span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">无语</span>,</p><p class="ql-block">瘫如章鱼满席嗔。</p>