<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">小小白话文：另类解读《天河配》之故事！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(22, 126, 251);">乙巳七夕节奇想</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(57, 181, 74);">文/草原虹心云晓</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">神话传说的悲剧</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">露出一丝光</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">让冰冷黑暗的天地</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">有了些许的明与暖</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">那尊母仪乾坤</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">至高无上的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">伟大王母</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">终于没有赶尽杀绝</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">给女儿女婿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">留了一线希冀</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">亦难怪王母</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">心狠手辣</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">欲强行拆散</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">一对天地鸳鸯</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">牛郎的桃花运</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">令多少神与人</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">垂涎三千丈</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">羡慕嫉妒恨</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">山野孤儿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">放牛营生</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">四处漂泊流浪</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">贫贱孤苦</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">上无片瓦下无针地</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">寄居于兄嫂屋檐下</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">食不果腹，衣不遮体</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">目不识丁</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">学历为零的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">文盲粗俗村夫</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">绝难觅偶成双</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">妥妥的大龄剩男</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">光棍一根</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">树上那只</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">老掉牙的雌乌鸦</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">也从未正眼看这</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">老光棍一眼</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">地主和员外家的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">最丑女儿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">对牛郎</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">更是不屑一顾</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">然而的然而</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">牛郎很不地道</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">用下三滥的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">计谋和手段</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">博得了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">天仙织女的芳心</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">且是玉帝王母的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">千金大小姐</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">接二连三</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">一连串的另类操作</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">谈情所爱</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">在山崖的石洞</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">结婚生子</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">男耕女织</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">有模有样地</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">过起烟火夫妻的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">幸福生活</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">这一切</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">都瞒天过海</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">玉帝和王母</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>一概不知</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">就是人间的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">父母们</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">哪个受得了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">如此的不敬</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">大逆不道的反传统</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">敢于挑战父权母权</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">神权帝权</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">亦难怪王母</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">暴怒而横加干涉</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">天地也</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">哪家父母</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">会痛快淋漓</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">舒舒服服地赞成</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">宝贝女儿的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">这桩婚事</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">玉帝王母的女儿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">下嫁俗世</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">女婿是</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">穷困潦倒的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">山野老光棍</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">玉帝王母</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">脸面和尊严何在</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">光想想</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">都丢死个万人万神</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">连野鬼</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">也讥笑不已</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">何况</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">牛郎也</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">还是一个</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">地地道道的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">多光族：</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">无父无母</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">无学历，无才华</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">无一技之长</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">无车，无房，无存款</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">无人脉资源</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">啥都不是</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">玉帝王母何其神也</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">何等尊贵</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">玻璃心</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">受得住吗</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">王母能够允许</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">每逢七夕</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">牛郎织女一年一度</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">鹊桥相会</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">已经很不错了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">毕竟牛郎</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">早已目睹和玷污了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">织女仙子的玉体</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">并已生儿育女</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">已使至高无上的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">玉帝王母</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">颜面荡然无存</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">很多人同情</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">牛郎织女</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">又有谁</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">同情玉帝王母呢</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">牛郎已经赚了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">更赚的是</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">千古美谈好名声</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">其实</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">织女是古今中外</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">天上地上</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">第一最大</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">傻仙女</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">还远远不如</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">地主老财家</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px; color:rgb(237, 35, 8);">最笨的女儿聪明</span></p>