<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">昨日，河南嵩山少林寺官网发布消息:方丈被抓了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">寺里的香客一脸懵逼，“为啥？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“说是乱搞男女关系。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“他不是党员啊？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“说是违规吃喝。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“他不喝洋酒啊？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“说是公车私用。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“寺里的车都是他的呀？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“说是贪污公款。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“他是法人啊？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“那他到底犯了啥？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“走！问佛祖去。”</span></p>