<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">图片：网络.致谢</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">文字： 刘 富 昌</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那日在家正品茗，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">心神忽然一激灵。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">凝神内观已了然，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">急御紫气来寒宫。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">太阴殿前通报毕，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">趋前问安候圣命。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“黉门近前回我话，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可还记得曾受命？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“那年神洲热如蒸，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黉门夜闯广寒宫。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借光消暑情急切，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多有冒犯罪不轻。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君不记凡人过，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借予清光救苍生。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">欲还清光苦无计，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黉门再扰广寒宫。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">允我当差可抵债，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多谢星君肯通融。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黉门之子纵冥顽，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">亦未敢忘曾受命。”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“这话听着啰嗦点，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">简简单单说就行。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“谨受教。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也别那么文绉绉，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">在这不用装书生。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“知道了。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“知道了？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“口头禅。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“哪那么多口头禅？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">这话分明大不敬！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">回话再回知道了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">甭来我的广寒宫。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“知道——”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“嗯——？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“知道了是口头禅，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">因此没少挨批评。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君莫为此生气，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今后注意还不行？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“难管！”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“嘻”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“一向是咋颁福的，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">简要说与本尊听。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“自从那日受君命，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">遵旨颁福心至诚。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">逢年逢节逢乐意，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我便趁机颁一通。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“逢年逢节逢乐意？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">这么随意？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我的旨意？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“是您老的旨意。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“啊——？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“您老若是忘记了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">阅我《受命广寒宫》。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“什么？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">阅你《受命广寒宫》？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">把我闲的！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“喔——</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想起来了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你曾推三又阻四，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">屡坏本尊好心情。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">为了成全你抵债，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">便将要求放宽松。”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“谢星君！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“今天召你来寒宫，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有个事儿要说明。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叫你颁福就颁福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫将五福打包送。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">五福虽然皆是福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">诸神颁福有分工。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">見你一并代颁了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">越职获罪恐不轻。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“越职？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“越职！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“五福临门是成语，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">彼此祝福乃常情。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不信您往人间看，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">五福六福信手送。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">若说这也算越职，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">黉门愚昧想不通。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“是愚昧！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你一点儿不用谦虚！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“谢星君的肯定。”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“叫你气死了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人间祝福人间事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你颁福是奉圣命！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">代我颁福你越职，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">诸神会说我怂恿。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“却不早说。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“嘟哝什么？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“真越职了？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“可不是嘛！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">给点阳光就灿烂，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">捡根鸡毛敢调兵。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">若不给你提个醒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">准忘自己几斤重。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“谢星君提醒。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“记着便好！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“天上的毛病也不少。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“又嘟哝什么？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“星君提醒得好。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“哼”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“您老若是早提醒，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哪敢越职惹圣怒？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“早——？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">唉！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">都是让你给气的，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我一焦躁也发懵。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">今后颁福守规矩，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">莫将五福打包送。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一旦越职费解释，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想想这事就头疼。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我这里就不用解释了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那小子（黉门之子）愿干，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">就帮我干点吧。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多几个长寿佬，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">又吃不着我的钱粮。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哈哈哈哈……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我这里也不用解释了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那小子（黉门之子）愿干，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">也帮帮我。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可他都没富贵，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">他颁——？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">随缘吧！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哈哈哈哈……”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我这里也不用解释了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那小子（黉门之子）愿干，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">也多帮帮我。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">少几个病秧子，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">多几个康宁的人，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我也乐见。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哈哈哈哈……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我们这里也不用解释了！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那小子（黉门之子）愿干，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">也帮我们干点吧。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">什么五福六福的，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">让他颁就是了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哈哈哈哈……”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“愣什么神儿？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“啊！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">谢诸位上神不究越职之罪。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可我——”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“诸神早去了！”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“可——”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“既然诸神允你代，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">再颁五福名则正。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我也省了解释了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你可返还把地种。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“尚有一事要请教，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">星君可有耐心听？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“讲”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“自从那日受君命，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">这事一直未想通。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">代您颁福事天大，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">感觉终究违常情。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">您纵不疑我勤勉，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">也不怕我徇私情？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“徇私？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">唉！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">别说你是一凡人，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">神也难如水至清。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">本尊放手任用你，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">因你本分且心诚。”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“谢星君信任。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">其实——惭愧！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“讲。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">颁福我只颁熟人，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">可合法度可公平？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“唉！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不颁熟人你颁谁？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你的道行我肚明。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">物以类聚人分群，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">颁给好人就公平。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">说来你比贪官强，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人虽傻点却实诚。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“谢星君。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“回吧，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">迟了那壶茶要冷。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“还有——”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“吞吞吐吐的！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">讲！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“我若向谁多颁了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">未知是否违天命？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“向谁？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你想偏向谁？”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“嘻”</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“唉！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">流连人间数十载，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">竟未洞悉人世情？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">眼前菩萨无人信，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">远来和尚会念经。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你纵有心偏向谁，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">人家不信也没用。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你若连续颁几次，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">八成笑你神经病。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">冥冥之中有定数，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">芸芸众生各有命。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">福往福来眼前事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有缘心诚信则灵。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“也是，也是。”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">“又来了！”</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一个激灵恍若梦，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">茶香弥漫陋室中。</span></p>