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尊敬的埃隆·马斯克先生：

Dear Mr. Musk,

顷闻先生与特朗普总统𬺈龁日深，言辞相激，乃至公开决裂，私心实为扼腕。先生虽富埒王侯，然古语云：“猛虎不压地头蛇”，纵有擎天之力，恐难敌庙堂之威。今观特斯拉股价单日挫逾14%，市值折损过千亿，更兼政商交恶，合同岌岌可危，窃为先生惜之。

It has come to my attention that your disagreements with President Trump have escalated into public acrimony, culminating in an open rupture, a development I privately lament. Though your wealth rivals that of kings, as the ancient saying goes, ‘Even a fierce tiger cannot overpower the local serpent.’ For all your formidable influence, the might of entrenched power remains daunting. Tesla’s stock has plummeted over 14% in a single day, erasing hundreds of billions in market value, while political and commercial tensions jeopardize critical contracts. I cannot but express profound regret on your behalf.

“开弓已无回头箭"，势既成水火，纵暂修好，终难免同床异梦。昔人云："一不做，二不休"，然兵连祸结，所伤实多，明达之士，贵在知机。

Once the arrow leaves the bow, it cannot be recalled. Now that relations have hardened into fire against water, even a truce would prove but a hollow semblance of concord. As the ancients warned, 'Cross the Rubicon and repent not,' yet protracted strife only deepens the toll. The truly discerning know when to bend with the wind of circumstance.

既异邦风霜侵骨，致先生抱屈含辛，今不揣冒昧，敢竭愚诚：何不整装北归，重履枫雪故园？

Since foreign lands have wounded you, esteemed Mr. Musk, may I humbly suggest: Why not pack your belongings and return northward to your Canadian homeland?

先生既为加国公民，枫叶之邦自是故园。游子在外蒙尘，不问富贵苟达，终当归于慈母膝下。虽昔先生尝讽加国'非真邦国'，更倡纳为美第51州，致万民愤懑；然时移世易，若他日穷途困顿，天涯羁旅，肯张臂相迎者，非在异邦，唯南非与枫乡耳。

You remain, sir, a citizen of Canada, this land your rightful home. For does not every child, when wronged in distant places, seek solace in a mother’s arms? True, you once called this nation ‘not a real country,’ even urged its annexation as America’s 51st state, words that stirred deep resentment. Yet time turns all tides. When roads elsewhere run dead, remember: beyond South Africa’s embrace, only Canada keeps your door unlatched.

今加国新政甫立，以科技为纲，竟得技术型总理主政，实为可喜。马克卡尼（Mark Carney）新阁，颇谙技术创新之要义，当不致有“监管过苛”之弊政。其于人工智能（AI）一事，尤能持扶持之态，主宽松监管，诚为难得。至若财政之策，更将改弦更张，以发展为本，务求久远，此实为先生东山复起之良机也。

Canada’s new administration, with technology at its core, has ushered in a technocratic era under Prime Minister Mark Carney. This government fundamentally grasps technological innovation, rejecting overregulation in tech, adopting supportive and light-touch AI policies, and restructuring fiscal strategies for sustainable growth. Herein lies fertile ground for your resurgence.

伏惟先生将特斯拉自德州北迁加拿大，此间必以空前之热忱相迎。加国新政，绝无“大而美法案”（big, beautiful bill）之虚文，卡尼政府已定宏图，于电动汽车之发展尤为着力。不惟推行税收抵免之惠政，联邦、省、市三级更将拨付重资以为补贴，其规模之巨，较诸昔日杜鲁多政府资助Stellantis、福特等传统车企者，犹有过之。

We respectfully propose relocating Tesla from Texas to Canada, where it would be welcomed with unprecedented enthusiasm. The new Canadian administration has eschewed hollow gestures like the "big, beautiful bill," with Prime Minister Carney's government having established a comprehensive strategy prioritizing EV development. Beyond implementing tax credit incentives, federal, provincial and municipal authorities will jointly deploy substantial subsidies – exceeding even the Trudeau administration's historic support for legacy automakers like Stellantis and Ford.

他日先生重履十七岁时曾驻足之故土，愚敢断言：特斯拉股票不致遭抛售之厄，加国百姓亦无砸车泄愤之举。联邦政府愿与先生携手，假星链（Starlink）之力，为边陲之地及原住民社区广布低成本之网络；更可共探太空之奥秘，开拓寰宇之疆界。尤有进者，加国官员绝无拳脚相加致先生眼黑之举，但求冰释前嫌，与先生同心戮力，共筑一个更普惠、更强大、更安全、更团结之加拿大。

Should the day come when you tread again upon the soil where you once stood at seventeen, I dare affirm: Tesla shares shall be spared the calamity of sell-offs, and Canadian citizens shall commit no acts of vandalism against your vehicles. The federal government stands ready to join forces with you, leveraging Starlink to bring affordable connectivity to remote regions and Indigenous communities; indeed, we aim to jointly explore cosmic mysteries and push the boundaries of space. More importantly, no Canadian official would raise a fist to blacken your eye. Rather, we seek to bury past grievances and work shoulder-to-shoulder with you to build a more inclusive, prosperous, secure, and united Canada.

 回来吧，女孩，你已不是"政府效率部"（DOGE）部长了，没人在乎。

Come back, girl. You’re not the Minister of Government Efficiency (DOGE) anymore, so no one cares.

一位加拿大公民

Sincerely,A Canadian citizen who

【注释】：



1. 先生尝諷加國“非真邦國” ，出自馬斯克X帖文：Canada is not a real country.

2. 结尾“回来吧，女孩，你已不是"政府效率部"（DOGE）部长了，没人在乎。”仿照马斯克之前讽刺加国前总理杜鲁多的X帖文：“Girl, you're not the governor of Canada anymore”

.#马斯克 #特斯卡 #DOGE #特朗普 #马斯克辞职 #马斯克X

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