山塘一条街

野鹤.张(谢绝送花)

打油诗:野鹤.张 <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">旅游来到浙江省,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">落脚明月山塘村。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">山塘始建唐贞观,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>等我一千二百年。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">迈出旅馆没多远,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">街上农妇摆地摊。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">大妈推销很热情,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">滔滔不绝夸产品。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">“阿拉”从来不买菜,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">怕被娘子一脚踹。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">我是甩手大掌柜,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">烧饭炒菜俺不会。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">大妈一听泄了气,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>脑袋扭到一边去。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">小妹在卖茶叶蛋,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">半天没人来搭讪。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">身后是她小饭店,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">热情邀我去吃饭。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">大姐见我笑呵呵,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">邀我到她家里坐。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">这里离家不太远,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">多走几步能看见。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">春风吹到明月楼,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">村里酒店她最牛。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">黄豆绿豆大鹅蛋,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">地上铺了一大摊。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">大嫂背着一双手,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不紧不慢赞蜿豆。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">阿婆懂得生意经,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不断吆喝招客人。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">怪咱外地人太笨,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">乡音太浓听不明。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">老汉生意很清淡,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">刷刷手机混时间。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">大红灯笼高高挂,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>唯独人气有点差。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">村里保安挺负责,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>骑着“电驴”勤巡逻。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">电话是个老古董,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">早就淘汰已不用。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不知这是啥花苗?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">老汉侍候躬着腰。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">苗叶不断洒点水,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">保持灵气不枯萎。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">鱼肥虾鲜很嘚咇,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一见来人就吆喝。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">老哥经商讲诚信,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">卖鱼从来不短秤。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">瞧他称鱼很大气,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">秤杆翘得高高的。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一手交钱,一手交货;</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">钱货两清,毫不啰嗦。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">地盘占了好几米,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>估计不交摊位费。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">杂货店里啥都有,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>老板兼职卖猪肉。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">吃着米饭看着肉,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">满桌生肉难下口。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">保安大哥掌龙头,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">老婆扶着车子走。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一桥横跨两个省,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">浙沪此村通彼镇。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">浙江大哥请吃饭,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">上海小弟叼支烟。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">饭后回家背着手,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">跨桥就是跨省游。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">浙沪本就是一家,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>不分彼此你我他。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">山塘老街越千年,</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>唐宋元明到今天。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">山塘人民很伟大,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>英雄辈出人人夸。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">山塘人民很勤奋,</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">世世代代勤耕耘。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">摄影、配诗:野鹤.张</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">《游山塘一条街》</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">2025年4月23日至27日.山塘五日游</span></p>