豪华睡觉

嘟嘟的老爹

<p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:20px;">我和老伴逛家具展销会,看到一款智能电动双人床,售价5399元。</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:20px;">推销员起劲地介绍各项功能:“娱乐按摩,自动翻身、摇摆哄睡……”</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:20px;">我问她:“老伴睏了想睡,我暂时不想睡;她想翻身,我不想动。俩人不同频咋整?”</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:20px;">“建议您购买豪华款分体床。”</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:20px;">“多少钱?”</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:20px;">“两万三。”</span></p><p class="ql-block ql-indent-1"><span style="font-size:20px;">我拽着老伴转身就走。</span></p>