<p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 四个美女台上站，披红挂绿真好看。为贵湖华协2025蛇年春晚写的三句半【咱家在贵湖】，经几位美女的改编和演义后，终于搬上了舞台。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 风情万种妖娆宛转的中年美少女们表演的这出新式三句半，一登台就收获了全场的掌声和欢笑声。节目从服装造型，到表演风格都令人叫绝！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">原创作者：Grace Huang</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">改编、创意、表演：贵湖中年美少女天团成员 Molly，Cindy， Natalia，Lucy</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:18px;">（注：本文收录的文案与演出台词略有不同。）</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><b style="font-size:22px;">【咱家在贵湖】</b></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">1.</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">咱们四个台上站， </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一起表演三句半， </span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">初次登台一身汗，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">完蛋！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">2</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">锣鼓敲得震天响，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我们台前一通讲。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">水平虽然不咋样，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">鼓掌。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">3</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">排练节目很辛苦，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">又要唱歌又跳舞。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">心里咚咚像打鼓，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">挺住</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">4</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那天路过一餐馆，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">想要进去解解馋，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">走到门口一摸兜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">没钱</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">5</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">五月以后天渐暖</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">全家动员大生产</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">种子鸡粪大铁铲</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">种田</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">6</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">春天种菜先开荒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">白天浇水晚设防</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一旦兔子来扫荡</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">白忙</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">7</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老公都是 handyman</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">车库里工具堆成山</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">Deck 、driveway 自己干</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">省钱</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>（合）嘿，是能干</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">8</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">周末 超市去采购</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">菜贵钱少真发愁</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">牛肉放回货架上</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">换——土豆！（语气重）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">9</p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">宅家有钱省着花</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">养鸡种菜又种花</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">收获了跑到邻居家</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">送瓜</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">10</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">闲来mall 里遛一遛</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">歹徒抢劫蒙着头</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">顾客吓得腿发抖</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">零元购</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span></span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor"></span>11</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">明年联邦要大选</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">几个政党细盘点</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">谁把咱往沟里带</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">歇菜！</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">12</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">川普上台就蛮干</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">墨加两国真胆颤</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">从此不买美国货</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">（2人）省钱</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我呸，宣战！</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">13</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我们来把龙门摆</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">生活丰富又多彩</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">饺子汤元端上来</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">过年</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">14</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">为了办好联欢会</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">大家辛苦来准备</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">后面还有好戏看</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">咱退</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">《完》</span></p>