<p class="ql-block">近日电影《哪吒》的票房率很高，网络上有关与哪吒的话题随处可见！可爱的哪吒玩劣的性格和特有的台词让观者是那么的难以忘怀。俗话说:“凡是属于经典的东西，总是要被效仿一下后才能引发蝴蝶效应！”</p><p class="ql-block">请看哪吒与打油诗（下集）</p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">仿哪吒2</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">文/老米</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我是打油怪，逍遥又自在。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">每天挤二两，感觉贼拉帅。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">@墨隐</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">文/丁半</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">无念捣蛋怪，逍遥又自在。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">见女就眨眼，请人不放盐。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老情七八个，腰子要撑破。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">借口去拉屎，厕所没有纸。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">@丁半</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">文/墨隐</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">没纸很好办，碾子碎钉板。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">磨浆晒成纸，厕所解疑难。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">文/丁半</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我是小妖怪，逍遥又自在。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">杀人不眨眼，吃人不放盐。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一口七八个，肚子要撑破。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">茅房去拉屎，想起忘带纸。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">文/墨隐</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">忙不净心快采莲，莲花朵朵绽娇颜。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">出水结子全身宝，拼成哪吒龙宫难。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">文/静心如莲</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">拼成哪吒龙宫难，闲时打油凑美篇。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">诸位良师莫见笑，心向池中那朵莲。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">文/坦言</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">心向池中那朵莲，凤鸣半夜编美篇。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老瓦加班忙精选，墨隐此处应坦言。</span></p>