<p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">[兄妹对诗互调侃]</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">文/苗战军</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">唐宋八家苏占三，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">东坡有才诗连篇。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">有妹虽丑腹中实，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">说文断句对对联。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">即景出诗速之迅，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">常常一语带双关。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">兄妹虽有才八斗，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">却是五官有缺陷。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">东坡有脸一尺长，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">络腮胡子比草乱。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">小妹虽女大锛楼，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">眼窝似壕深如渊。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">那天东坡戏小妹，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">诗出四句嘴之贱。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">未出堂前三五步，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">额头先到画堂前。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">几回拭泪深难到，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">留得汪汪两道泉！</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">小妹非是庸之辈，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">反唇相讥亦四言。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">一丛哀草出唇间，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">须发连鬓耳杳然。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">口角几回无觅处，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">忽闻毛里有声传！</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">吟罢只觉语平平，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">又观形色把诗占。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">天平地阔路三千，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">遥看双眉云汉间，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">去年一滴相思泪，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">至今未到耳腮边！</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">东坡拍妹哈哈笑，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">竖起拇指赞连连！</span></p>