二十八首风趣幽默的打油诗!

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<p class="ql-block">打油诗,是中国诗歌史上的一朵奇葩,它不求对仗平仄,但求风趣逗人。</p> <p class="ql-block">一夜秋风起,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">满山黄叶飞。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">大雁声声里,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">游子何时归?</p> <p class="ql-block">南飞大雁排成行,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">求你捎信给爹娘。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">说我在外千般好,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">不必挂肚又牵肠。</p> <p class="ql-block">03</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">秋如顽童挺好玩,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">打翻老天调色盘。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">五彩落地成图画,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">山川处处皆斑斓。</p> <p class="ql-block">04</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">夏已远去秋已来,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">独在塘边久徘徊。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">欲为残荷立存照,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">徒有诗情无诗才。</p> <p class="ql-block">05</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">秋天美景不用夸,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">出门遍地是菊花。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">尤喜乡村丰收景,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">房前结满老南瓜。</p> <p class="ql-block">06 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">一家老少去打枣,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">个个都说味道好。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">一边打来一边吃,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">篮子未满肚子饱。</p> <p class="ql-block">07 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">一场秋雨一层凉,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">保暖还得添衣裳。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">抬头又见大雁过,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">思念家乡爹和娘。</p> <p class="ql-block">08 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">一夜秋风渐渐凉,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">门前树叶次第黄。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">小鸟枝头勤提醒,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">注意添衣别逞强。</p> <p class="ql-block">09 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">入秋赶紧加秋裤,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">人老防寒保暖度。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">羡慕美女不怕冷,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">依旧裙装走猫步。</p> <p class="ql-block">云淡风轻天又高,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">独坐山中听松涛。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">眼前秋色见澄明,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">心中凡尘皆全抛。</p> <p class="ql-block">11 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">人道春光好,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">我为秋色痴。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">满山枫叶红,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">片片可题诗。</p> <p class="ql-block">12 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">秋来景色俏,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">小鸟喳喳叫。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">更有那石榴,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">见人开口笑。</p> <p class="ql-block">13 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">晨起揽镜一照,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">送给自己微笑。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">昨日那些烦恼,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">今天统统绕道。</p> <p class="ql-block">14 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">夜来白露暗结霜,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">江边杨柳今又黄。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">游子思乡不忍看,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">归鸦点点带斜阳。</p> <p class="ql-block">15 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">春光易迷少年郎,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">秋色总醉老来汉。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">赏尽百花不动心,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">唯觉黄叶最好看。</p> <p class="ql-block">16 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">晓汲江水煮香茗,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">晚眺青山如画屏。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">莫道人间无仙境,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">老夫天天此中行。</p> <p class="ql-block">17 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">借居山中不思归,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">每餐慢斟酒一杯。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">笑看白云聚又散,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">懒问人间是与非。</p> <p class="ql-block">18 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">人生在世度春秋,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">一颗童心切莫丢。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">天真可保天天乐,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">无邪换来人无忧。</p> <p class="ql-block">19 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">人到老年已知足,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">谁知又享儿孙福。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">莫问究竟咋回事,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">陪吃陪睡又陪读。</p> <p class="ql-block">20 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">人生本是单行道,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">无处可买回程票。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">遵规蹈矩到终点,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">平安方可开心笑。</p> <p class="ql-block">21 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">名利蒙眼暗无光,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">智者捅破纸一张。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">荣华如同花间露,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">富贵不过草上霜。</p> <p class="ql-block">22 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">去掉烂叶留住根,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">农家蔬菜如山珍。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">秋来进补何需药,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">我煮萝卜当人参。</p> <p class="ql-block">23 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">百菜还是白菜好,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">诸肉当数猪肉香。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">百姓最爱家常味,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">三餐不吃想得慌。</p> <p class="ql-block">24 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">门前种下数竿竹,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">免得他人说我俗。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">进屋还是想吃肉,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">痛骂自己不知足。</p> <p class="ql-block">25 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">何必开口就骂娘,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">总说世态多炎凉。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">要想淡看风云起,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">胸怀当如太平洋。</p> <p class="ql-block">26 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">四海漂泊雨打萍,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">芒鞋作伴山间行。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">年少曾作扫地僧,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">至今独对花多情。</p> <p class="ql-block">27 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">约了几个老相好,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">一起出门去看鸟。</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">抬头望见白云飘,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">什么烦恼都没了。</p> <p class="ql-block">28 </p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">老来万事皆不求,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">白天涂鸦夜打油,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">如有亲友给点赞,</p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block">几杯薄酒为君留。</p> <p class="ql-block">这些打油诗,不仅幽默有趣,还充满了哲理,值得一读再读,值得点个“在看”,把快乐和哲理分享给更多人!</p>