<h3><br></h3><h3>先看老树的打油诗,很是受用——</h3><h3><br></h3><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">此身无奈人间行 乱世心意总难平</span></h3><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">知音几人能觅得 且弹一曲自己听</span></h3><p style="text-align: left; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br></span></h3><p style="text-align: left; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">再看老夫俺的顺口溜——</span></h3><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br></span></h3><p style="text-align: center; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 18px; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"></span><span style="font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: left;">高山流水 </span><span style="font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: left;">知音难觅</span></h3><p style="text-align: center; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: left;">子期伯牙 吕览别裁</span></h3><p style="text-align: center; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: left;"></span><span style="font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: left;">老树矫情 </span><span style="font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: left;">正中下怀</span></h3><p style="text-align: center; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: left;"></span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;">改</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;">弹为</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;">拉 中西无界</span></h3><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;">出处注明 不算</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;">剽窃</span></h3><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;">想请麻豆 布衣少财</span></h3><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;">老朽出镜 出于无奈</span></h3><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;">装腔作势 装逼卖乖</span></h3><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;">摇头晃脑 指桑骂槐</span></h3><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;">胡乱涂鸦 君子莫怪</span></h3><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;"><br></span></h3><p style="max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; white-space: normal; text-align: center; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; font-size: 18px; text-align: left;"></span><span style="font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: left;">档次一记头跌特交关</span></h3> <h3> 敢用“高山流水”作题,属于非常狂妄了。突然想起八十年代曾被领导严厉呵斥“你狂妄!”我就说了一句,美国兵被子不叠豆腐干,睏睡袋照样打胜仗……</h3><h3> 其实我从不狂妄,今天算是头一回。</h3><h3> 您仔细瞧,手指按在A弦上,弓却拉着D弦,绘画嘻哈,幽您一默!</h3><h3> 然装逼也要装得像才好。“梵婀玲”(朱自清译得忒嗲),我毕竟拉过几年。每每见电视剧里妖精脸拉小提琴,动作僵嘎嘎,叫俺浑身难受,我都为她难为情……演技再高也枉然(除了赵丹)。今日且看老夫拉琴功架——腔势浓得不是一眼眼,正所谓“未成曲调先有情……”</h3><h3> 趁机讲个与此画无关的故事:有个外国人在淮国旧手指二胡问,“啥东东?”营业员回道,“枪尼日饭喔灵”。魔都店员“洋泾浜”英语向来精准、精彩!</h3><h3> 还好不是考试,我写作文总是跑题。</h3><h3><br></h3><p style="text-align: right;">2020.1.15燕山于春申愚园</h3><h3><br></h3> <h3><b style=""><font color="#010101">步骤————</font></b></h3>