这才叫打油诗!逗人一笑,又引人深思!看过的都喜欢

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</strong><a data-linktype="2" href="http://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MzUzNTEyNjYxMw==&amp;mid=2247486949&amp;idx=1&amp;sn=354a6f65a3797b1f6a46916511bf56fb&amp;chksm=fa8b7adfcdfcf3c9cb703dd683fcd94639bbaae3dbea19b18e790855380e60483d04fadd50f6&amp;scene=21#wechat_redirect" target="_blank">又一位最美女中音出现了!原来唱的这么好听!</a></h3></br><h3><a data-linktype="2" href="http://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MzUzNTEyNjYxMw==&amp;mid=2247486949&amp;idx=1&amp;sn=354a6f65a3797b1f6a46916511bf56fb&amp;chksm=fa8b7adfcdfcf3c9cb703dd683fcd94639bbaae3dbea19b18e790855380e60483d04fadd50f6&amp;scene=21#wechat_redirect" target="_blank">高手在民间</a><a data-linktype="2" href="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MzI3MDk5NTc3OA==&amp;mid=2247483712&amp;idx=1&amp;sn=904ff20f2dc9ebeb3f1c9ca94c2468e8&amp;scene=21#wechat_redirect"></a><a data-linktype="2" href="http://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MzUzNTEyNjYxMw==&amp;mid=2247486963&amp;idx=1&amp;sn=1badbbd55eb93316698f16fe98bd7018&amp;chksm=fa8b7ac9cdfcf3df1331b498d8c8a92494db131d3aa02781facfe8ca4a2cbe19fa8ab87e7cde&amp;scene=21#wechat_redirect" target="_blank">此视频真棒,不看真可惜!</a></h3></br><h3><strong><a data-linktype="2" href="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MzI3MDk5NTc3OA==&amp;mid=2247483712&amp;idx=1&amp;sn=904ff20f2dc9ebeb3f1c9ca94c2468e8&amp;scene=21#wechat_redirect"></a>大曾(曾初良)</strong>,也乐斋主,六十年代生于湖南湘乡,喜作文人画,常题打油诗,不求功与名,但得趣与乐。他的画,寥寥几笔,把传统笔墨与现代元素巧妙结合,更配以率性而肆意调侃的打油诗,令人称快!</h3></br><h3><strong>大曾老师的漫画和打油诗又来了!</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>生动又有趣,充满哲理,</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>绝对值得一读!</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>吃穿不用挠头,</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>还有小酒润喉。</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>太阳每天升起,</strong></h3></br><h3><strong>发个啥子闲愁。</strong></h3></br><h3><strong> 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