<h3><span style="line-height: 1.8;">《高压锅》</span></h3><h3><span style="line-height: 1.8;"><br></span></h3><h3><span style="line-height: 1.8;">有</span><span style="line-height: 1.8;">位爸爸喜得男宝，</span></h3><h3><span style="line-height: 1.8;">找大师给起名字：</span></h3><h3><span style="line-height: 1.8;"></span><span style="line-height: 1.8;">“大师，我姓高，媳妇姓郭，孩子名字要有我</span><span style="line-height: 1.8;">俩的姓</span><span style="line-height: 1.8;">，我是男主人，为了突出我的家庭地位</span><span style="line-height: 1.8;">，</span><span style="line-height: 1.8;">我要压住媳妇！孩子该叫什么呢？”</span></h3><h3><span style="line-height: 1.8;"><br></span></h3><h3><span style="line-height: 1.8;"></span><span style="line-height: 1.8;">大师说：</span></h3><h3><span style="line-height: 1.8;"></span><span style="line-height: 1.8;">这好办，就叫高压郭（高压锅）吧！</span></h3>